WAYS TO ANSWER THE ANNOYING AND PERSISTANT RINGING CELL PHONE :)
"Evelyn's mortuary, you snuff em, we stuff em."
"Where's my money, you dirty rat?
"Darling, you have to stop calling me at home, my wife's getting suspicious."
"Road-kill grill: You kill em we grill em.."
"911 - What is your emergency?"
"The number you have called is not in service.. Please try again."
*phone rings*
Me: *I answer* "Hello is James there?"
Person: "wuh, I err.., I called you"
Me: "Yeah, I'd like to know if James' there please?"
Person: "No, this is--"
Me: "Oh? James' not there? Ok, sorry, it must be a wrong number."
*hangs up*
"I'm on the shitter, do you mind?!"
"You've reached Dirty Eve Foxx, looking for a good time?"
"Yes, hi I would like to order a pizza."
