McDonalds Trouble

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McDonalds Worker: Hi! Welcome to McDonalds!
Me: I know where I am....
Worker: Would you like to try our new [Insert New Food Item Here]?
Me: No thanks....I'd just like to order my-
Worker: Would you like to try [Insert Other Food Item Here]?
Me: No thank you!
Worker: What about our breakfast burrito?
Me: *sighs and walks away*

Man walks into McDonalds

Worker: Hi! Welcome to McDonalds! What would you like to order?

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