EVERY BAND FANFICTION EVER

introductions

*adds 50 people to the group chat*

Breadsnob Urinepissbaby: Brendon dad/daddy i identify as a toaster i'm ryansexual dating ryan ross we are currently having sex and i am clinically insane I've killed 10 people.

*all 50 new characters introduce themselves like that*

You hear that noise? That's me smashing your phone with a sledgehammer.