☆Pick up lines☆ {◕ ◡ ◕}

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The only thing I want between our relationship is latex.

The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.

The most common pickup line used in a gay bar: May I push in your stool?

The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?

The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.

The drink: $6. The room: $100. The night with you?: Priceless.

That's a nice smile. It'd look better if it was all you were wearing!

That's a nice shirt, can I take you out of it?

That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.

That dress looks great on you

Can you tell me how my cum tastes?

Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.

Somebody better call God, cuz heaven's missing an angel!