When God made you, he was showing off.
What's the speed limit of sex? [What?] 68. because at 69 YOU have to turn around!
What's the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don't have a Ferrari.
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
What'll you say we make like winnie-the-poo and I can get my nose stuck in your honey jar.
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
What time do you get off? Can I watch?
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☆Pick up lines☆ {◕ ◡ ◕}
Short StoryJust a different variety of pick up lines, some will be dirty, cheesy and what not. Hope use enjoy it
