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Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.


We're going to dance to one song, then go back to my apartment and fuck.


Were do you hide your wings?


Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?


We'll probably never see each other again, so let's screw.


Wasn't I supposed to eat you somewhere?


Was your father a welder? No, why? Because those sure are acetylene tits!


Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.



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