☆Pick up lines☆ {◕ ◡ ◕}

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You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

I might not go down in history, but I'll go down on you!

I want you to be the girl who takes my virginity.

I'm no organ donor but I'd be happy to give you my heart.

Can I buy you a drink or do you prefer cash?

You look fabulous [pause] for your age.  

I like every bone in your body especially mine.