☆Pick up lines☆ {◕ ◡ ◕}

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Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, "Particularly nice weather."

Those are some nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?

This may seem corny, but you make me really horny.

They say a girls best friend are her legs. But even the best of friends sometimes have to part.

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

There isn't a word in the dictionary to describe how beautiful you are.

There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.

There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to mount.

There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?

There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.

The things I would do if I got a few roofies in you.

The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.