Diary Of My Fictional Aunt

31st of July 1997

Hayyy,

I'm enjoying the holidays. I had a sleepover at Anne's, it was cool. I'm happy to have a friend like that, 'cause so many people don't have that friend that always helps them out. Anyways.... I'm not doing a lot of stuff, because, hey, vacation am I right? I usually say holidays because my family is British but we live in America. I love America, but I hate the food, because it's so extreme. The burgers are really meaty, the chips (or as we say: crisps) are really salty, portion large is humongous, etcetera. I understand why people here tend to be overweight. But America is great because everyone (even in politics) just screams what they think. Well, at least so it seems to be. Everyone calls out to Clinton because he slept with another woman, and Hillary is just like: my husband would never do such thing, would ya, Bill?? Bill: I totally thought that Monica Lewinsky was you, Hillary... lol. No but seriously, what has that to do with the politics themselves. But I love America, 'cause they won't let anything happen without being sure. Haha. No, except for Vietnam, and Cuba, and that stuff. No but seriously I love America, because America is America. That's the only thing I can think of. But some presidents are just idiots. And some are playahhs. Lol

Byeeeee....

Bella