Sorry if there's already been a #7 I'm too lazy ta check
Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear quite bright - until you hear them talk
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I thought I'd tell you a good time travel joke - but you didn't like it.
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Important note from a car manual:
Backing rapidly at a tree significantly reduces your trunk space.
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