Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cows go!
Cows go who?
Cows go 'moo' not who!
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Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Duck.
Duck who?
Duck, people are throwing eggs at us!
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Goat on a limb and open the door.
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Lion.
Lion who?
Lion on your doorstep, open up!
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Dragon.
Dragon who?
Dragon your feet again!
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