5 Animal Knock Knock Jokes

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Knock Knock

Who's there?

Cows go!

Cows go who?

Cows go 'moo' not who!

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Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Duck.

Duck who?

Duck, people are throwing eggs at us!

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Knock Knock

Who's there?

Goat.

Goat who?

Goat on a limb and open the door.

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Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Lion.

Lion who?

Lion on your doorstep, open up!

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Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Dragon.

Dragon who?

Dragon your feet again!

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