How did I escape Iraq? Iran.
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When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on.
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I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put it down.
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I'm glad I know sign language. It's pretty handy.
YOU ARE READING
You're So Punny
Random[Disclaimer; I was 13 when I wrote this. I am no longer 13.] Corny Jokes Cheesy Pick Up Lines Bad Puns We have it all~ Completed [None of these are mine unless I say so] [CREATED FEBRUARY 2016, FINISHED JUNE 2016]
