A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
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Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag, he replies, 'No, just leave it in the carton!'
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Me: Dad, make me a sandwich!
Dad: Poof, you're a sandwich!
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