What's something that's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
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Two whales walk into a bar. The first one says,
"EOOOOOOOHAHHHHHMMMMUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOAAAAUUUUUUU..."
The second one turns to the first one and says,
"Frank, what is wrong with you?"
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Person 1: Could you please call me a taxi?
Person 2: You're a taxi.
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If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner for a bit. They're usually about 90 degrees.
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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
... They're really good at it.
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Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, and the other one is operating the gun.
Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.
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What's grey and can't fly?
A parking lot.
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.
It's just something I could really see myself doing.
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What's blue and smells like red paint?
Blue paint.
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My grandpa has the heart of a lion.
And a lifetime ban from the zoo.
Laughing so hard at these while in the library~
People are giving me weird looks XD
These are awesome, don't you agree?
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Random[Disclaimer; I was 13 when I wrote this. I am no longer 13.] Corny Jokes Cheesy Pick Up Lines Bad Puns We have it all~ Completed [None of these are mine unless I say so] [CREATED FEBRUARY 2016, FINISHED JUNE 2016]
