lazy assss

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I keep telling myself I'll update and write like a good kid but I always get sidetracked with food??

Like I was so close to sitting down with my laptop and whipping out a Dreamscape chapter but then I remember we had hotdogs in the fridge!1!1!

(I know it gets pretty wild in my house)

bUT not only that when I was at the gym today I spent 75% of it sitting which kind of ruined the point of going and when my friend and I were waiting for her mom this tatted bear looking skunk comes out and is like

"Are you leaving?"

So we had to explain our situation as if we would say "No we want to spend the whole day here!!!!"

But even if I was planning on spending my next ten minutes on that couch who cares?? I spent $100 to go to your gym, I paid for this membership and just because I'm taking a little too long talking to my friend on that couch I have to be reminded to leave???

No shit honey that was the plan.

~Leah

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