Celebrity Crush😻: hey mia
Mia: hi Michael..
Mia: you don't name yourself ‘celebrity crush’ on someone else's phone
Celebrity Crush😻: I don't know what you're talking about, I didn't name it
Mia: sure..
Celebrity Crush😻: my band says thank you
Mia: what for?
Celebrity Crush😻: for your time ofcourse, duh
Mia: well mia says thanks to your band for the great time
Celebrity Crush😻: also Luke says hi
Mia: he could say that himself.. doesn't he have my number?
Celebrity Crush😻: nah
Mia: then give it to him...
Celebrity Crush😻: nah
Mia: that's mean clifford
Clifford: i know leivowitz
Mia: I thought we had a deal!
Clifford: oops?
Clifford: I'm sowwy
Clifford: are you really gonna ignore me now..
Clifford: mia
Clifford: meeeea
Mia: I was doing something else sorry
Clifford: I see.
Clifford: congratulations by the way, you won a lot
Mia: you guys won a lot too, keep it up.
Mia: but... I have a question..
Clifford: yeah?
Mia: did luke get a boner on stage?
Clifford: ...
Clifford: yes
Mia: I'm dying 😂😂
Clifford: same mia same
Clifford: what you doin
Mia: it's my day off, just playing life is strange
Clifford: I love that game
Mia: It's epic, I love how badass chloe is
Clifford: she's my favorite character too
Mia: What are you guys doin
Clifford: Well we're free today and tomorrow, Calum is missing, luke is trapped in his room probably texting someone like always, im eating and Ashton's gone out
Mia: sounds like you're all having fun
Mia: I gotta go to a party later today, I don't want to but I have to. Then fly to puerto rico for a show
Clifford: That place is amazing, we head to Alabama for a show two days later
Mia: can't wait for Christmas break tbh.
Clifford: me either, ill be going home. Will you go see your family too?
Mia: I'll go home to my brother, my cat and two dogs, that's about it
Clifford: if you're cool with it, I would love to visit sometime
Mia: that would be great :)
Mia: guess what I'm doing
Clifford: Twerking..?
Mia: Nice guess but no, I'm watching you guys' keeks.
Clifford: Wow don't they're embarrassingly weird
Mia: Just watched the one where luke is singing one of your songs with a filipino accent in the shower
Mia: I'm dying 😂😂
Clifford: mia don't watch them pwwease
Mia: There's you and calum, and calum's singing about wanting to have sex with you
Mia: ...
Mia: Ship
Clifford: mia staph
Mia: you're dancing in one of them
Mia: only Ashton does it right doe..
Clifford: I'm just gonna go watch your video diaries and tour diaries
Mia: wait....no
Clifford: oh you're dancing here and you just fell on your butt
Mia: OK you've watched enough, stop
Clifford: mia did I just see you just look under the skirt of a mannequin...
Mia: I stopped watching your keeks
Mia: back up 6789 steps
Clifford: sweet revenge 😚
Clifford: I won't watch anymore
Mia: thank the heavens
Clifford: but quite amusing watching you slip and fall on the stage
Mia: you're still watching them!
Clifford: I stopped don't worry
Cliffjerk: or have I...
YOU ARE READING
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Fanfiction//ON HOLD// in which two celebrities text each other anonymously. ➸hemmings; 2016. cover art; @misskaterinap
