Miyaya: OK
Miyaya: chop chop, let's get it started
Luke: Who's gonna go first?
Luke: let's be fair here and play a game of rock paper scissors to decide who goes first
Miyaya: how d you play that through text einstein
Luke: good point..
Miyaya: doofus
Luke: how about you bestow an idea upon us, newton?
Mewton: let's go with our letters
Luke: abcdefghijklmn
Luke: look how cute, our starting letters and right by each other Aww
Mewton: here we go again....
Mewton: anyway, go first because l comes before m.
Luke: Holy charizard, I'm excited!
Luke: What's your full name?
Mewton: Mia Mitchell?
Luke: Why the question mark
Mitchell💙: I love question marks???????? Are you gonna judge me for that now??
Mitchell💙: my turn
Luke: okay..
Mitchell💙: what is your age?
Luke: I'm 19.
Mitchell💙: What shirt are you wearing to the AMA's?
Luke: calm down, it was my turn.
Mitchell💙: yeah, right, shoot
Luke: What do you look like?
Mitchell💙: I look like a walrus that just went through a failed plastic surgery
Luke: mia! Be serious for once in your life
Miathewalrus: Alright, alright.
Miathewalrus: I have pale green eyes, tiny ears, long nose, light freckles on my cheeks..
Miathewalrus: averagely plump lips (?) Hair a liiittle past my shoulders but I think I'll get it cut soon. My eyebrows rarely are on "fleek".
Miathewalrus: Oh and I'm like, 5 foot 6''
Luke: God you sound SO hot I'm not even kidding
Miathewalrus: gee that was one of the worst descriptions ever though.
Luke: I disagree m'lady
Luke: Ask.
Miathewalrus: What shirt are you wearing to the AMA's?
Luke: why do you wanna know so bad?
Miathewalrus: Reasons
Luke: Maybe white I'm really not sure.
YOU ARE READING
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Fanfiction//ON HOLD// in which two celebrities text each other anonymously. ➸hemmings; 2016. cover art; @misskaterinap
