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Unknown Number: Hey mum, I landed in UK

The text prompts a wave of confusion in Mia, swiftly dragging her fingers across the screen, she texts back to the unknown person.

Mia: I do not have kids..

Unknown Number: are you sure?

Mia: Uh..

Mia: None that I know of.

Unknown Number: what's your name?

Mia: Mia

Unknown Number: age?

Mia: 19.

Unknown Number: where do u live?

Mia: England, currently.

Mia: Wait a minute..

Mia: Why tf am I telling you all this?

Unknown Number: lolol on my way to kidnap you rn

Mia: *slowly locks all doors*

Creep: hueheu

Mia: What's your name you creep?

Creep: i can't tell you

Mia: Well, okay then, as your mother, I hereby name you Obama.

Obama: name me Harry Styles or some cool crap like that

Mia: Mere peasants like yo aren't worthy of having the king's name.

Obama: mean

Mia: I know.

Obama: straight forward, eh

Obama: I like u

Mia: Gee thanks, my life is more meaningful now that you like me.

Obama: you talk too much ._.

Mia: I textin' bro.

Obama: uhh gotta go now sassy pants I'll talk to you later ifyu don't block my numbr.

Mia: I won't block you..

Mia: or will I?