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All Because of a Mistletoe (Alphonse x Reader) Fullmetal Alchemist!

"You okay in there? Need some help?" You heard a loud thump, and you had to contain yourself from laughing again.

"N-no, it's fine, (Y/n)... You can go away now...."

"Alright, just tell me if you change your mind, Alllll~" You walked away from the door, hearing him shout at you to stop it. You giggled, and went back to the couch next to Winry, and began chatting again, but not before Edward came out of the kitchen and you pecked her on the lips again, making him curse and go back in.

"What was that one for?" Winry giggled.

"Well, we are under the mistletoe again. And it's funny as hell." You shrugged. "So, I must know, how was our kiss pumpkin?" You playfully elbowed her. She snorted at your comment.

"Don't tell Ed, but let's say you can get me worked up faster than he can and you kiss amazingly. Honestly, I'm a little jealous of Al!"

"Win, how am I supposed to not tell him that?!" You whined, wanting to see Edward's reaction to his own wife's words.

"We both know that he would ignore us for weeks, (Y/n)."

"Okay, okay." You gave up, resting your head on her lap. "But can I do this? Pleaaase?" You begged. She sighed.

"Fine, but this is the last lesbian thing we do in awhile. You're very convincing, you know." She joked, and ran fingers through your hair while you played with her jeans.

"Oh please, we would be the hottest and best lesb couple in all of Amestris. I'm surprised no ones invited us to a porno."

"(Y/n)!"

"Just being honest!" You laughed, seeing that Al and Ed were returning to the room. "Quick! Call me your babe for the rest of the time you guys are over!"

"I said it was the last-"

"Winry. Please."

Winry groaned. "I hate you so much."

"Aw, I love you too, baby!"

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"Baby, you really have to go?" You whined, tugging on Winry's sleeve.

"Sorry, babe, but unfortunately the kids I have aren't yours." Winry laughed, and you snapped your fingers.

"Damn! Just wasn't quick enough, for you, huh?" You smiled, and she returned it.

"I guess not."

"Does this mean..." You gave a fake sniffle, not minding how long she was holding your door open. "We're breaking up? Winry, you can't leave me like this baby!" You held her hands, and she pressed them against your shoulders.

"I'm not good enough for you, (Y/n). I know, someday, you will find another!" The blonde said, the drama in her voice exaggerated. You could hear Al scoff.

"Who on earth would that be? You're the only one for me baby!" Al loudly groaned. "But, if you really want to do this... one last kiss?"

Winry sighed, opening her arms to you. "One last kiss." You squealed, about to kiss her again, before Edward had yanked her away.

"Haha, acts over, stop kissing my wife please." Edward said, in a very unamused tone.

"Goodbye, my love!" Winry said, walking down the steps, looking back at you and giving a wave with Ed's hand wrapped around her shoulder.

"I'm getting that kiss, Edward!" You shouted. He lifted his proud finger at you. "I'll love her more than you ever wiiiilllll!" You sang, and closed the door while you laughed. You turned to Alphonse, who was on the chair Ed was before and sipping hot chocolate.