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All Because of a Mistletoe (Alphonse x Reader) Fullmetal Alchemist!

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Oooh, (Yyyy/n)~" Edward sang, sitting on a chair beside the couch you were sitting on. You looked at him curiously, wondering what he wanted. You sat beside Winry on the couch, chatting to no end, Edward on the chair and Alphonse happily sitting on the floor in front of the couch and next to the christmas tree, making a small circle. Alphonse gasped, and tried to stop his brother from talking, pink on his cheeks. Or maybe it was just the reflection of the rainbow christmas lights around the room.

Wrapping paper was scattered around the room, a little bit on your foot. Alphonse had successfully blocked his brothers mouth with his hands, on his knees by the chair. Edwards glint in his eyes didn't seem to fade. He pointed up, making you and Winry look above him. Seeing nothing there, you looked above yourselves. You immediately frowned and gave them a disappointed glare. A mistletoe. Of course.

"Really, Ed?" The two of you said in unison.

"Edward, I'm your wife." Winry sighed. Al, seeing you two figured it out, sighed along with Winry and slumped back on the floor next to the tree.

"And?" Ed playfully argued, resting his shoulder on the armrest and his head on his hand. You looked over to Winry, and shrugged.

"You wanna?"

"I don't think they give us a choice." Winry rolled her eyes and you laughed. You leaned in and whispered in her ear. It took her a little silent stare off of convincing, but eventually she agreed to your nasty plan.

"All right, Ed, look close, because we're only doing this once." You lifted your eyebrows at Winry. "Or at least I think so." You got a punch in the arm, and you just laughed again. You were known for your sarcastic perverted jokes.

You leaned forward, giving Winry a soft little peck on the cheek, then on the lips. You had to admit, they were soft. You heard Edward woot and you snorted. You put a hand on Winry's thigh, and another on her neck. She tensed, which was expected, but then relaxed. You licked her bottom lip, tugging at it with your teeth a little bit, making her give you the tiniest moan. Oh god, it was so hard to keep in your laughter.

Soon, your tongue was in her mouth and you immediately won dominance. You lifted your body and straddled her, successfully sitting on her lap. You took a peek at the boys, seeing them both red as ever, but not stopping your make out session. You took things a step farther, grabbing Winry's hip, giving her the signal. Her hand went to your back, going up and down it before grabbing your ass. WOAH Winry, that was not part of the plan, but you had to admit she was smart. Netherless, the unexpected action made you moan this time, parting your lips. You looked into Winry's blue eyes, seeing them lidded like yours and her cheeks a dark shade of red. The two of you stayed like that for a bit, panting and trying to catch your breath, before you started to giggle. Then, the two of you burst in laughter, making you fall off her lap and roll on the ground.

You looked up and saw Al rush out of the room and slam the bathroom door, probably trying to recollect himself. Still laughing a little, you sat on the floor and looked at Edward. His face was priceless. You giggled a few more times, before wiping your lips.

"We got 'em Winry, mission accomplished." You gave the blonde a high five, who was still giggling like an idiot.

"W-winry, I'm your husband!" Edward spewed out, still in shock.

"Yeah, and?" Winry repeated her lover's words, making him go silent.

"Fine, fine, you win, you meanies." Edward huffed, getting out of his chair and to the kitchen.

"I'm going to go check on Alphonse." You snorted, getting up from the floor and to the bathroom. You knocked on it. "Al?"

"Yeah?" He called out.