gr33n!E has invited e.$wan to a private chat
gr33n!E: hey Emma
gr33n!E: Emma?
gr33n!E: saaaviooooor
gr33n!E: Blondie!!!
e.$wan: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?!?!
gr33n!E: geez woman
e.$wan: she's not available!!!
gr33n!E: who dis?
gr33n!E: Regina?
e.$wan: no
e.$wan: DEEZ NUTS
e.$wan: of course it's Regina you twat
gr33n!E: put Emma on the phone
e.$wan: she's asleep
gr33n!E: PUT HER
e.$wan: what is so important that you have to text her at fucking two in the morning?!
gr33n!E: none of ur business
e.$wan: she's my girl so it's my business
gr33n!E: fine whatever
e.$wan: WHAT THE HELL ZELENA
gr33n!E: 😂😂😂
e.$wan: you did not have to wake me up like that woman
gr33n!E: Emma?
e.$wan: uh huh
gr33n!E: finally
e.$wan: what do you need?
gr33n!E: I need u
e.$wan: well you're not getting me anytime soon
gr33n!E: goddammit I meant that I need you to tell me something
gr33n!E: I don't need you
gr33n!E: geez 😒
e.$wan: well tell me already cuz you didn't wake me up with Regina's Walking Dead ringtone for nothing
gr33n!E: 😂😂😂
gr33n!E: that was hilarious
gr33n!E: tho I regret doing it to some extent. I never expected to see you both so naked and so cuddled up
e.$wan: 😝
e.$wan: tell me what the hell do you want cuz I'd gladly go back to sleep
gr33n!E: NO DON'T GO!!!
gr33n!E: err... I want to know when you're due
e.$wan: ...
e.$wan: you fucking woke me up at two in the fucking morning to fucking ask me when I'm fucking due?!
gr33n!E: you don't have to fuck so much woman
gr33n!E: I couldn't fucking sleep because of the fucking bloody question. So fucking answer me.
e.$wan: Regina says you should stop cursing so much
gr33n!E: YOU STARTED IT
e.$wan: I know
e.$wan: she already has a punishment for me
gr33n!E: woman just tell me when are you due!!!
e.$wan: June 7th
gr33n!E: aw crap
e.$wan: the bet, I know
gr33n!E: I was actually looking forward to that 😞
e.$wan: when are you due?
gr33n!E: April 16th. 4 more months to go.
e.$wan: are u excited?
gr33n!E: yes but I'm so freaking scared 😣
e.$wan: don't worry, it's normal.
gr33n!E: and I've turned into a hormonal mess!!!
e.$wan: happens
gr33n!E: if I was annoying before, imagine now that I'm preggo
e.$wan: 😂😂😂
gr33n!E: and I kind of feel bad for Hoodie
e.$wan: y?
gr33n!E: he's been all day up and down getting things for my weird cravings and insatiable appetite
e.$wan: awe :3
gr33n!E: shuddup
e.$wan: hmm... Insatiable appetite? 😏😉
gr33n!E: SHUDDUP!!! 😡
e.$wan: 😂😂😂
gr33n!E: I hate u
e.$wan: no u don't 😋
e.$wan: that's what you get by waking me up at two AM with a zombie apocalypse theme song
e.$wan has left chat
gr33n!E: dis bitch
