KJ$h00k has invited ®h0oD and im.ur.bæ to a private chat
im.ur.bæ: Hook, y did u invited me here?
®h0oD: I ask the same
KJ$h00k: ye know that Emma and Regina r together.
im.ur.bæ: WHAT?!
KJ$h00k: aye, they're girlfriends.
im.ur.bæ: WHY?!
®h0oD: apparently, they don't love us anymore.
im.ur.bæ: u guys must've fucked up.
®h0oD: I just don't understand. I'm her soulmate!
KJ$h00k: ye slept with 'er sister
im.ur.bæ: damn Robin
®h0oD: I thought she was my wife!!!
KJ$h00k: still fucked another woman, mate.
®h0oD: but I love Regina with all I have!!! And Roland misses her.
im.ur.bæ: if you tell her that, I'll lose my respect for you. That's a low blow, man
KJ$h00k: aye... But how r we gonna make 'em love us again?
im.ur.bæ: not helping u with that bro.
KJ$h00k: oh do shut up! U fucked up too mate. U betrayed her, she got in jail bcs of u and u left her alone with ur baby.
®h0oD: ouch
im.ur.bæ: OKAY okay ur right
KJ$h00k: I know
im.ur.bæ: but it wasn't entirely my fault and we gotta be realistic
®h0oD: how?
im.ur.bæ: let's just have clear that they won't love us anymore
KJ$h00k: ur so pessimist
im.ur.bæ: bro, srsly u think they gonna love us again?
KJ$h00k: well...
im.ur.bæ: I mean, look at Regina, she's hot as hell.
®h0oD: hey! >:(
KJ$h00k: shut up Hood, I bet yer jerking off to her
®h0oD: 🖕
im.ur.bæ: I've seen how Emma stares at her ass and she'd definitely tap that.
®h0oD: you guys have no respect.
KJ$h00k: like yer one to talk. When ye discover that her Majesty didn't love you, you got fucking drunk with yer Merry Men and telling them how awesome she was in bed. If you really respect her, you wouldn't talk about her like that. I may be a filthy pirate but I'm a man of code.
®h0oD: ...
im.ur.bæ: bro... *claps* bravo
KJ$h00k: ye say that yer her soulmate, but that ain't mean that yer her true love. Love is never having to say sorry. And for what you did it'll have to take tons of apologies and she might never forgive u.
im.ur.bæ: Killian, who dafuq r u?
KJ$h00k: a depressed man. I've been watching every single princess movie (Disney, DreamWorks, Barbie, etc...) And I just finished dis Love Story movie.
im.ur.bæ: oh
KJ$h00k: man and I've cried like a baby.
im.ur.bæ: lol
KJ$h00k: and I got wasted on ice cream.
®h0oD: how the hell do you get wasted with ice cream?
im.ur.bæ: u ate an entire bucket?
KJ$h00k: aye
KJ$h00k: with a bottle of rum.
KJ$h00k: I need to cry again
KJ$h00k has left chat
im.ur.bæ: lol
®h0oD: well... gotta go. Zelena's getting... Cranky
®h0oD had left chat
im.ur.bæ: now I'm on my own :'(
KJ$h00k: I'm back mate.
im.ur.bæ: good
{No interaction for two minutes}
im.ur.bæ: soooo.... This chat turned out to be pointless
KJ$h00k: aye
im.ur.bæ: why did she left u anyway?
KJ$h00k: I think I didn't give her enough attention and well...
im.ur.bæ: damn...
KJ$h00k: aye
{Silence}
KJ$h00k: bro come over and love me
im.ur.bæ: wat u watching?
KJ$h00k: Imma watch "Love Actually", "Frozen" and "Crazy Stupid Love".
im.ur.bæ: isn't frozen a Disney princess movie?
KJ$h00k: ELSA IS A QUEEN!!!
im.ur.bæ: okay okay bro calm down. I'm omw
KJ$h00k: c u braw
KJ$h00k has ended chat
A/N *no hate :)*
