Q. What happens when you throw a green stone in the red sea?
A. It gets wet
Q. What do you call a snowman with a suntan?
A. A puddle.
Q. Why did Dracula go to the doctors?
A. Because he couldn't stop coffin.
Q. Why did the banana go to the doctor's?
A. Because he wasn't peeling very well.
Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A. You never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
Q. What is the difference between bogies and broccoli?
A. Kids don't eat broccoli.
Q. Why was the ant confused?
A. Because all it's uncles were ants.
Doctor, doctor, my son has swallowed a pen. What shall I do?
Use a pencil until I get there.
Q. How do I stop my nose from running?
A. Put your foot out and trip it up.
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The Joke Book
NáhodnéA mixture of Q and A jokes, teenager posts, teacher and student jokes, riddles and puns. Please comment any types of jokes you would like to see in this book. By yesitsjess03
