Q. What kind of bee can't make up its mind?
A. A maybe
Q. How do you mend a broken pumpkin?
A. With a pumpkin patch
Q. Why can't a bike stand up?
A. Because it's two-tyred.
Q. What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
A. Sham-boo
Q. Why do bees have sticky hair?
A. Because they use a honey comb
Q. What kind of maths do owls like?
A. Owl-gebra
Q. How did the egg cross the road?
A. It scrambled across.
Q. What do you call a sad bird?
A. A bluebird.
Q. Who spends most of their time in a bathroom?
A. A plumber
Q. What did the traffic light say to the car?
A. Don't look, I'm changing!
Q. What is the richest kind of air?
A. A millionaire
Q. How does a skeleton call his friends?
A. On the tele-bone.
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Sorry for not updating in a while. I apologise that some of these jokes are a bit rubbish but oh well. Also, I'm sorry if some of these jokes are already in this book but I can't check through the whole book and I don't think I have put them in before.
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The Joke Book
RandomA mixture of Q and A jokes, teenager posts, teacher and student jokes, riddles and puns. Please comment any types of jokes you would like to see in this book. By yesitsjess03
