Q. What has a foot but no legs?
A. A snail
Q. Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it you die. What am I?
A. Nothing
Q. What comes down but never goes up?
A. Rain
Q. I'm tall when I'm young. I'm short when I'm old. What am I?
A. A candle.
Q. Mary's father has 5 daughters; Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is the 5th daughter's name?
A. Not Nunu, Mary!!!
Q. A trouser pocket was empty but still had something in it. What was in it?
A. A hole
Q. What comes up when rain comes down?
A. An umbrella
Q. If I drink I die. If I eat I'm fine. What am I?
A. Fire
Q. What word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?
A. Short
Q. What travels around the world but stays in one spot?
A. A stamp
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The Joke Book
RandomA mixture of Q and A jokes, teenager posts, teacher and student jokes, riddles and puns. Please comment any types of jokes you would like to see in this book. By yesitsjess03
