Jayfeather: SQUIRRELFLIGHT, STOP BEING THE FLYING SQUIRREL YOU'RE NOT! OH, AND LIONBLAZE, SINCE WHEN DID YOU TURN INTO A LION AND GREW A BLAZE AROUND THE CAMP?!
Leafpool: STOP COMPLAINING!
Jayfeather: Okay. *Starts dancing with stick* I AM NOT CRAZY.
Hollyleaf: How come there's no object for the warrior code? *Shrugs and raises paws into the air* COME TO HOLLYLEAF, WARRIOR CODE!
Lionblaze: *Falls asleep*
Hollyleaf: SLEEPING IS AGAINST THE WARRIOR CODE! HOLLIES WITH LEAVES ARE AGAINST THE-- wait a minute. . .
Berrynose: My name is Iamstupid.
Dovewing: Okay, Iamstupid.
Berrynose: DON'T YOU GO STEALING MY NAME, IAMSTUPID!
Dovewing: WOAH, CALM DOWN AND EAT A MOTHWING! O.O
Berrynose: NO, BECAUSE MY NAME IS IAMSTUPID!
Spiderleg: My name is Spiderleg the flying. :D
Ferncloud and Dustpelt: SHUT UP SPIDERLEG.
Ten years later
Ferncloud and Dustpelt: SHUT UP SPIDERLEG SHUT UP SPIDERLEG SHUT UP SPIDERPIG SHUT UP SPIDERPIG SHUT UP SPIDERPIG.
Blackstar: *Older than the Sky Oak* I am so old. . . NO, I AM SO YOUNGER THAN ALL OF YOU! *Dances about and all of a sudden trips over nothing* YAY, I CAN FLY! :D
Spiderleg: I just realised Ferncloud and Dustpelt have been telling me to shut up for ten years. . .
Hollyleaf: I realised I'm against the warrior code. :/ I STILL LOVE YOU, WARRIOR CODE!
Jayfeather: I'm against stick killers, nice to meet you, "I still love the warrior code".
Lionblaze: *Throws stick at Berrynose*
Jayfeather: *Cries* NOOOOOOOOO!
Berrynose: IAMSTUPID AND THAT'S THE END.
Dovewing: EAT YOUR MOTHWING, IAMSTUPID!
Berrynose: FOR THE LAST TIME, IAMSTUPID!
Leafpool: *Walks into medicine den* WHAT THE MOUSE IS GOING ON HERE? O___O
Spiderleg: We've all been saying the same things for ten years.
Leafpool: I am glad I went on a holiday for half of those years. . .
Ferncloud and Dustpelt: SHUT UP LEAFPOOL SHUT UP LEAFPOOL SHUT UP LEAFPOOL SHUT UP LEAFPOOL.
A million years later
Everyone but Bramblestar: *Dead*
Bramblestar: Eight lives and counting. IN YOUR FACES, STARCLAN CATS! *Dances but loses a life due to dancing* Great. :/
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Warrior Cat Randomness #2
FanfictionWhen you walk into a forest full of wild cats who live in Clans, you already found out that they don’t act like the innocent and sweet cats we all believed. Instead they are absolutely crazy and the Dark Forest has proven everyone wrong, while StarC...
