SkyClan's Randomness

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Leafstar: SKYCLAN IS FORGOTTEN! *Starts crying* I want my mummy and my kibble! I don't want the vole-offee I made earlier because it's off! Off I tell you, OFF!

Sagepaw: o.o

Billystorm: Go do the Gangnam Shake! *Starts dancing, using a mixture of moves from the Harlem Shake and Gangnam Style*

Rest of SkyClan except Leafstar: *Join in with Billystorm*

Leafstar: You may not have fun in SkyClan! Fun means you are exiled.

Harrykit: You're mwean, Mummy. :(

Leafstar: Mean, darling.

Echosong: Leafstar?

Leafstar: Yes-- OMG, CHICKEN BAKA! :Di

Echosong: OK. . . You said fun means you're exiled--

Leafstar: Correct.

Echosong: --and you told us off. Wasn't that fun?

Leafstar: I guess. *Gasps* NUUUU! I'M EXILED! D:

Echosong: Precisely.

Firekit: *Turns to fire* o.o!

Stormkit and Harrykit: Oooooh, fire!

Sharpclaw: HELPZ! WE NEEDZ A FIREMAN TO DEFEAT MR. FIRE!

Frecklepaw: CALL FIRESTAR! QUICKLY!

Leafstar: Uh, we didn't get Firestar's number. He was bragging about how ThunderClan is better than SkyClan last moon.

Sharpclaw: Darn. :/

SkyClan: :/

Patchfoot: Oh, I have an idea!

Leafstar: Yes, Patchfoot?

Patchfoot: We will do the Gangnam Shake and the fire will run away. That's what this cat called 'Whitestorm' told me. It's a prophecy.

Leafstar: Okay. SKYCLAN, THE GANGNAM SHAKE!

SkyClan: *Start dancing*

Tawnypelt: Where am I? o.o

Tigerstar: Gangnam Shake? *Fangirl squeal* I WUV GANGNAM SHAKE! :D *Joins in*

Tawnypelt: *Facepaw*

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