Ravenpaw: WHEN THOSE FOXES SEE ME THEY RUN AWAY CUZ I HAVE A PAW OF RAVENS.
Tigerclaw: STOP SINGING!!! -_- Bluestar says there will be no fun in ThunderClan as long as I live.
Ravenpaw: OMSC THOSE FOXES DIED CUZ OF TIGERCLAW'S UGLINESS. HEY, TIGERCLAW'S STUPID!
Tigerclaw: *Thinks: Why does no one listen to me? OMSC, I AM BLUESTAR IN DISGUISE! GRRRRRRRRR!* *Sounding like Bluestar* Ravenpaw, NO FLOSSING FUN OR ELSE YOU ARE EXILED!
Darkstripe: *Pushes Tigerclaw over a gorge* I TOLD YOU THIS WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY PRESENT, DUST-- OH MY STARCLAN I PUSHED TIGERCLAW! OMSC OMSC OMSC OMSC OMSC OMSC!!!!! :OOO
Tigerclaw: *In Dark Forest* MY NEW HOME! YAAAAAY! :D *Falls to ground* I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, DARK FOREST! I'll call you Tigerstar's Dark Forest. :DDD
Snowtuft: DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES?
Tigerclaw: Waffles? o.o" Oh, um, yeah. . .
Snowtuft: DO YOU LIKE PANCAKES?
Tigerclaw: Yes, because I can kill Firepaw with their awesomeness and my pretty claws I put pink claw varnish on. :)
Snowtuft: DO YOU LIKE FRENCH TOAST?
Tigerclaw: GET OUT OF MY FOREST NOW! I WILL NOT HAVE A PILE OF SNOW RUINING MY TIGERSTAR'S DARK FOREST!
Snowtuft: GET OUT OF THE DARK FOREST NOW! YOU DID YOU ANSWER CORRECTLY!
Tigerclaw: NEVER SAY NEVER!
Snowtuft: You just did.
Tigerclaw: Fox-dung. *Dies and appears in nowhere* NOO, THAT SNOW STOLE MY FOREST! GRRRRRRRR, SOMEONE KILL ME SO I CAN GO BACK THERE AND THROW A TEA PARTY! -__-
Redtail: Hello, Tigerclaw.
Tigerclaw: How did you get here? YOU'RE DEAD TOO? :D Darn. I was going to kill you, become deputy, kill Bluestar with my ugliness, sit my tail all day in the leader's den while I stuff my face with fresh-kill like Crookedstar. :/
Redtail: No, I am on holiday. GET OUTTA NOWHERE NOW!
Tigerclaw: *Dies and appears in a place full of pink* TOO. . . MUCH. . . PINK. . . e.e *Screams and runs around* THUNDERCLAN CAN HAVE FUN, THUNDERCLAN CAN HAVE FUN! I'M SO SORRY!
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Warrior Cat Randomness #2
FanfictionWhen you walk into a forest full of wild cats who live in Clans, you already found out that they don’t act like the innocent and sweet cats we all believed. Instead they are absolutely crazy and the Dark Forest has proven everyone wrong, while StarC...
