Bramblestar: Snowpaw, your name will now be Snowman.
Briarlight: Snowman looks like a snowman? MUM YOU LIED TO ME SNOWMAN IS AN ACTUAL SNOWMAN!
Millie: Of course, his name is Snowman.
Snowman: *Face-paw* I hate my name. . .
*At a battle*
Onestar: WINDCLAN WILL GET REVENGE ON THUNDERCLAN FOR STEALING ALL OUR TACOS!!
Bramblestar: We have a secret weapon! SNOWMAN, COME OVER HERE!!
Snowman: *Walks over, muttering* I hate my name.
WindClan: NO NOT SNOWMAN AAAAAH! *Run off*
Ferretclaw: SNOWMAN? WHERE'S THE SNOWMAN!
Bramblestar: Snowman's there. *Points to Snowman*
Ferretclaw: That's Snowman, not snowman.
Bramblestar: But his name's Snowman.
Ferretclaw: But he's not a snowman, he's a cat!
Bramblestar: Yes, he is a cat and his name is Snowman.
Ferretclaw: HE IS A CAT CALLED SNOWMAN WHO DOESN'T LOOK LIKE ONE? SO NOW SNOWMEN ARE CATS?
Bramblestar: It's Snowman. Have you been listening?
Ferretclaw: BUT HE IS A CAT CALLED SNOWMAN WHO ISN'T A SNOWMAN SNOWMAN SNOWMAN SNOWMAN AKAKSJDKFOVOOAKAMWMEKKROFOKAM GRRRR.
Bramblestar: Hey Snowman, Ferretclaw likes your name! I'm better at giving cats names than Firestar was. Firestar the Great Namer? Bramblestar the Greater Namer!
Squirrelflight: And when I'm leader I'll be Squirrelstar the Greater-Greater Namer!
Snowman: *Face-paw* Why can't I have a normal name?!
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Warrior Cat Randomness #2
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