Mindless Behavior (Royce - One Shots) (Completed)

Anger Management

*Chresanto*

"OH MY GOSH!!!!!!! WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING MY COVERS!!!!!?????" Jacob screamed for about the 100th time already. He's been getting angry with me all day today.

"And it's not just that, he's getting mad over the smallest shit." I said over the phone to my counselor Ms. Bahndi.

"If I touch his things, he gets mad. If I say anything to him, he gets mad. Its so bad that I can't even touch him without him saying 'GET OFF ME!! I DONT KNOW WHERE THE HELL THEM HANDS BEEN!!'" I swung my arms around when I mimicked his voice.

"Oh wow. Could you possibly know what's getting him upset?"

"Maybe it's cuz I haven't been giving him this dick." I smirked.

"Oh, you think that's it?"

"Of course!" I leaned back in my rocking chair. "You see?? Dick is like crack. It drives you insane with it or without it. Dick is like a cigarette. It can kill you if you stick it to far up your body. You know how u can't smoke a lot at once??? You can't put the dick too far. It'll Fuck you all up inside. It'll go so far, it just might pop out your belly button. It just might come right back up your throat. Get it?"

"Okay whatever, I get it Chres." Ms. Bahndi laughed.

"No for real listen." I paused and took some Pringles out the container.

"You sucked dick before, Right?"

She gasped. "Chresanto!!"

"You took it up the ass before, right?" I continued.

"Chresanto!!!!"

"You act like a maniac when you don't get no dick, ri--"

"OKAY!!! SHUT UP!! I GET IT!!!!" Ms. Bahndi yelled.

Well damn, she obviously answered my question.

"Well, when it comes to reality, Your boyfriend has major anger issues."

"Well, so do you." I snapped.

"I'm sorry for yelling at you, Chresanto. And I have a program that would be best to manage his anger."

Ms. Bahndi gave me the name and the address to the place.

"Thanks."

"No problem."

I was going to hang up, but something came to mind.

"Wait I got a question for you."

"What is it?"

"You will be going there too, right? Cuz you need it."

"Bye boy!" She laughed as we hung up.

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At the anger management program.....

I sat in the office tryna keep Jacob from trashing the place while we waited on the therapist. I guess...

"Why did you bring me hereee???????" Jacob whined trying to break from my grip around his waist.

"Because you need this. You have anger issues and it has to go away."

"Well, maybe if you leave, I wouldn't be so angry now would I??" Jacob screamed louder.

"Fine." I simply got up and walked towards the door, not looking back.

"NOOO!!!! Chressy don't goooo!!!!!" He cried.

I laughed and turned around.

"Well then, sit down and shut yo ass up."

He did as I said until the therapist walked to the desk.

"Well hello. Jacob Perez is it?"

"Yeah." He nodded.

"I'm Dr. Marshall. Nice to meet you."

Jacob shook his hand.

"Uh, I don't get it."

"Don't get what?" He asked getting comfortable in his seat.

"If you a doctor, then why you here?? Why you ain't at the hospital helping those patients? They might end up dead because of you!"

I turned around trying my best not to laugh. Is this nigga serious??

"I'm called that based off my college degree level." He explained.

"Oh."

Dr. Marshall studied us for a second. I didn't feel right. I'm not an artpiece at the science museum so why the hell he staring???"

"You look familiar." He said, pointing at Jacob.

"I do?" He beamed. "Who?"

"You remind me of Princeton from Mindless Behavior."

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I spat out my water I was drinking and fell on the floor laughing.

"Uh...I AM him!!! Nigga is you blind?"

"Oh." Dr. Marshall got silent. We just laughed even harder. I couldn't take this. It was about our time to leave. I grabbed Jacob's hand and we headed towards the door.

"Where are you going?" Dr. Marshall asked.

"We leaving. Goodnight!!" I said.

"But it's morning time."

"I SAID A GOODNIGHT!!!!!"

"But you have t--"

"BFKAOGIWIBJEHSJV GOODNIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Jacob screamed.

We laughed so hard running down the hallway and falling to the floor.

Fuck anger management.

Want to fix other people but can't even tell if 2 people are the same or not.

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