"H3y hot stuff. 1ts b33n 4 wh1l3 s1nc3 1v3 s33n you." Tz cackles like the fuckin weirdo she is. She's all up on the spider bitch like women all over a gay guy. Hoes just don't step down. They just keep sayin "you haven't met the right girl yet." Lady, that guy is 26 god damn years old and has been suckin dick since he was 12. He don't want any of your nasty ass tacos.
Anyway.
Vriska all rips her shirt open and screeches in her nasally ass voice "Fuckin do it. Make it happen."
Side note though. Her voice = nails on a chalkboard. If I ever found someone who actually liked her I'd take a katana to my own neck.
Also I swear if she doesn't stop hate mackin on Karks-
So then TZ is all like "oh h3lls y34h!" And just fuckin goes to town.
How does troll sex work anyway?
Like.
Do the girls have dicks?
Ew wait does Rez have guy junk?
Maybe guys have chick junk. Like maybe Karkat has tacos. I can learn to like Mexican. Maybe I should ask him later.
Oh would you look at that.
I'm way sidetracked.
I also managed to give myself a raging boner.
The end.
~DS
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