Emo Trinity Bible

Ten Commandments of Kenneth Harris

1) Thou shalt pout in every photo taken of you
2) Thou shalt always make dad jokes
3) Thou shalt love thine son with all thine heart
4) Thou shalt remain classier than Dallon Weekes
5) Thou shalt read all links Dallon Weekes sends you for all fans to hear
6) Thou shalt avoid being photographed during sandwich time
7) Thou shalt give tattoos to Zac
8) Thou shalt always wear sunglasses
9) Thou shalt have too many guitars
10) Thou shalt talk with thine mouth full on National Television

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