Emo Trinity Bible

Ten Commandments of Mikey Way

1) Thou shall move as little as possible on stage

2) Thou shall choose coffee as thy poison

3) Thou shall straighten thy hair with dignity

4) Thou shall love sushi as much as thine self

5) Thou shall be the spiritual adviser to thy peers

6) Thou shall wear glasses as close to falling off as possible

7) Thou shall have EPIC battles with brick walls

8) Thou shall hate small spaces, large spaces, and grocery shopping

9) Thou shall LOVE unicorns with all thy heart

10) Thou shall be dangerous around toasters/heaters