1) Thou shall never let them take you alive
2) Thou shall drink Starbucks coffee
3) Thou shall play World of Warcraft as an Undead Warrior
4) Thou shall admit that they are not okay freely
5) Thou shall unleash thy fucking bats
6) Thou shall strike violent poses
7) Thou shall stay out of thy light
8) Thou shall suck thy enemies blood
9) Thou shall overcome thy weaknesses
10) Thou shall not be afraid to keep on living
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Emo Trinity Bible
RandomTitle says all. I thought it'd be time for a bible for our punk rock religion.