Emo Trinity Bible

Ten Commandments of Patrick Stump

1) Thou shall wear a fedora and hipster glasses

2) Thou shall sing with thy soul voice

3) Thou shall battle Andy in a drum competition

4) Thou shall have wicked sideburns

5) Thou shall be adorable even though thou is mass murderer

6) Thou shall have a fucking hook as thy's hand

7) Thou shall lose one hand

8) Thou shall wear hats no matter what

9) Thou shall love thy city no matter what

10) Thou shall be a smart ass like no other