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Handsome Jack x Amnesia!Reader {Falling} *Part Two*

"I know, I know!" You laughed. "Chocking is when you eat too fast, and strangling is when you're crushing someones windpipe."

"Exactly," Jack exasperated, throwing his hands in the air. "You see, if only everyone knew that."

"You are still not answering my question, sir," you mocked, rolling your shoulders. He waved at you, in a yeah, yeah manner, as you waited in silence as he thought.

"Okay, like, my very, very first was a looong time ago. When I was still not living on my own. I was always caught up in my studies during college, to get my mind off things at home, you know? And there was this girl there that was really nosy and persistent, kinda like you,"

"Hey!"

"But, you know, at the time I kinda needed someone who was nosy and persistent. She helped me out with a lot of things and got me to where I am today, no matter how fucked up it was. And even though she was such a big impact on me, can't even remember her face." Jack shrugged. "But I'm past all that cheesy jazz now."

"Really?" You looked at him bewildered. "My first love was on this boy named Tom because he was the cutest boy in the third grade," You laughed.

"You were just like every other girl, you see, I gave myself time. You just whored around."

"Yo, it was third grade!"

"How disgusting," Jack laughed, and you went along with him. God, this man was dangerous and probably on the verge of going insane, but he was such a gem. "Hey, wait a second."

"What?"

"You just told me your first love."

"And?"

"You're starting to get your memories back. That's a stupid, and precious memory."

"Wait, you're right." You looked at him startled. All the sudden you were standing and bringing him up with you. "You're right! What a stupid memory!" You cheered, and hugged him without thinking. You could feel his surprise as he wasn't doing anything, and right before you went away, your mind flickered white.

"You've got this, John" You rested your hand on his shoulder, looking down at his papers and him scribbling down letters and numbers you didn't understand.

"Of course I got this." He scoffed, and you flicked his forehead. "Ow!"

"Don't be a smart-ass!" He laughed at you, which you weren't sure if it was a mocking laugh or genuine, but then again, you never really knew anything when it came down to him.

"Okay, I think this is it," He suddenly stopped, and jotted down a few more notes.

"You mean you finally did it?" You snorted.

"I... I think so."

"Wait, really?"

"I... I did it!" He laughed, getting out of his chair and holding the papers in the air. "This is it!"

"Oh my god, John!" You squealed. Without thinking, and as if naturally, you surrounded him in a hug. "This is amazing!" And at first, it was nothing. But then, it was something, as he wrapped his arms around you.

"It is," He said blankly, and started to rock you around. "It really, really is!" And soon, the hug became a dance of relief and success. Finally, something good was in store.

"I.." You stumbled back from Jack. You felt a horrible headache, and your body seemed to swing like you couldn't adjust to gravity. "Sorry," You laughed, and kept backing up. You were confused, conflicted. You didn't know what was going on. "I just, I.."