Hi guys, so I had this cool idea that I hope you will like. Every Thursday, I'm going to take a sarcastic comment out of Lockwood and Co. and put it in this book so that we can appreciate how sarcastic Lockwood and Co. really is. Ready? Let's get started!
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(All rights go to Jonathan Stroud)
The Screaming Staircase
1. "You know I've got an excellent ear for accents. I copy people without thinking." (Lockwood)
"Fine, copy them quietly after the event. Not loudly, not in front of them, and particularly not when they're a six-foot-six Irish dock-worker with a speech impediment, and we're a good half-mile from the public road." (Lucy)
"Still, the chase kept us fit..."
(Lockwood)
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