Harry_Styles: hiiiiiiiii
Bigbumxox: eh hello?
Harry_Styles: how come ur profile pic is an egg
Bigbumxox: bc why the fuck are you wearing a fedora in urs
Harry_Styles: I wannaaa see youuu
Bigbumxox: no can do babe
Harry_Styles: *image attached* pleasseeee
Bigbumxox: ur drunk aren't you
Harry_Styles: maybe I am . Maybe I'm not
Bigbumxox: omg bye
Harry_Styles: wait
Bigbumxox: what
Harry_Styles: wanna hear a joke?
Bigbumxox: no
Harry_Styles: what kind of shoes are made of banana skins ?
Bigbumxox: pls don't
Harry_Styles: SLIPPERS!
Bigbumxox: no
Harry_Styles: what makes the tower of Pisa lean?
Bigbumxox: stahhhhp
Harry_Styles: it never eats!
Bigbumxox: omfg u act all tough and hot but ur such a dork
Harry_Styles: im not a dork
Bigbumxox: :)
Harry_Styles: I wanna fuck someone so bad
Bigbumxox: I volunteer as tribute
Harry_Styles: I'm not gay bro
Bigbumxox: one of these days styles.
Harry_Styles: nope
Bigbumxox: okay then bye
Harry_Styles: wait
Bigbumxox: wut now?
Harry_Styles: what colors would you paint the sun and the wind?
Bigbumxox: don't you fucking dare
Harry_Styles: the sun rose and the wind blue
Bigbumxox: fuck you
Harry_Styles: you wish
Bigbumxox: yeAH actually I do
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What am I even writing. I think I'm gonna change the whole plot. brb gonna 're-edit
YOU ARE READING
Twitter // ✘
Fanfiction@Louis_Tomlinson: party this weekend, if you're cool, go. if you're @Harry_Styles stay home in reply to Louis @Harry_Styles: you're an asshole you know that right in reply to Harry @Louis_Tomlinson: yeah. an asshole that you undeniably want.
