Andre's Top Ten Rules for Senior Year:
1) Never say no to hot girls who want a quick shag.
2) Always wear a condom.
** Never let braced girls give you blow jobs. Walking out of a party with a girl who has a condom stuck in her brace, it isn't the most attractive look.
3) Never leave one-timers your number, don't want any unneccessary tie-ons.
4) Get laid.
5) Get drunk.
6) Get laid.
7) Get high.
8) Get laid.
9) Get laid.
10) Get laid.
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Being A Douchebag
RomanceMeet Andre Wester. Basic description? Confident, good-looking and knows it. He lives the good life, friends - or more suitably followers - multiple girlfriends and average grades but when Cassandra Mc'Connell moves into town and throws him complet...
