'M' is for Moron and 'K' is for Krazy?

Shitty days

Mani - Where the hell you at Jauregui! Don't you know a true lady never waits? 

I chuckle at Normani's bossy attitude. 
Me - Calm your twerking ass Queen, I'm already on my way. Traffic is kinda slow so chill out    
Mani - Ugh, Fine! But hurry up please! I'm like seriously starving... 

Me - Be patient baby. If you behave, I'll buy you all the chicken wings you want ;)
Mani - Oooh I like it when you talk dirty ;) Okay I'll wait :3 
Me -  That's my girl :3 <3
Mani - :3 <3 

I laugh at my best friend antics. I decide to scroll through Tumblr for a bit since my phone is already in my hands. While scrolling through Tumblr I get another text message. I swear to God if it's Normani again I ain't going to be so nice this time around. I look at the text message and smile at the sight. 

Karla Cabello -  Good morning :) 

It's a simple text, but I can't help the goofy grin that is plastered in my face. After a few seconds of stupidly grinning at my phone I snap out of it and reply. 
Me - Good morning :3 Slept well princess? :) 
Karla Cabello - Ugh, is too early for your flirting Lauren. But yes. I did sleep well, thank you. Hbu? 

Me - I was NOT flirting! Jeez, a girl can't be nice nowadays without it being flirting . And what makes you think I would flirt with you? I'm glad you rested. I slept well too :) 

Karla Cabello - Well the fact that you practically dragged me to lunch yesterday and not even an hour later asked me out again... Idk, just saying... And I'm glad you rested too :)
Me -  Oh BULL CRAP! That was just me being friendly. Believe me mama when I flirt with you ;) you'll know. 
Karla Cabello - Yeah, whatever floats your boat Jauregui. HAHA and I doubt you'll be flirting anytime soon. You're not even gay so It'll be a pleasure seeing you get all awkward and stupid. You'll be making honor out of your name ... Moron :P 
Me - Who said anything about me NOT being gay??? Are YOU gay? Do labels even matter?!?! Is the sky blue?!?! Are my ears taped?!?!?!?!?! TOO MANY QUESTIONS!!! 
Karla Cabello - See... what did I tell ya ... A total Moron ... 
Me - says the psychotic bitch ... 
Karla Cabello - DID YOU JUST CALL ME PSYCHOTIC JAUREGUI!? TOO SOON PENDEJA TOO SOON!!! (A/N pendeja means like stupid)
Me - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm sorry princess It won't happen again :3 
Karla Cabello - It better not! 
Me - So what are you up to? What's the plan for today! 

Before I could receive Camila's reply, Will announced we have arrived to Mani's house. I tell him to stay in the car while I look for Normani, Will just nods. I unbuckle my seat belt and decide to leave my phone in the car since I won't be taking long. I knock on my best friend apartment door and wait for her to answer. Two minutes later Normani is at the door being her usual hot self. 

"Damn you looking good Mama!" I wink and smirk at her. 
"I always do boo boo. But your face won't be looking too good if you don't get me my chicken wings bitch. I've been waiting for forever!" Normani dramatically says. I roll my eyes at her 
"Calm your ass. I already told you. Traffic. Now come on." I say plainly 
"Don't be telling me what to do Jauregui!" The dark skinned girl says sternly. "And why do you always have to mention my ass?" 
"Because is your biggest ASSet" I laugh at my own joke and Normani looks at me with an annoyed expression.  

We get inside the car and start chatting. I decide we should go to the same cafe I attended yesterday. On our way to the cafe we talk about what's been going on in each other lives and all that stuff, until Normani decides to take a bunch of selfies because "she's feeling herself". I go and check my phone for any texts now that I have the chance. I see  Camila texted me 15 minutes ago.