*sprays tv with holy water*

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UGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I SAW THE RUSSIAN EPISODES 1 (STORMY WEATHER) and 2 (BUBBLER) ON TV
AND OH MY GOD
(I was already face palming myself at the theme song.....the vocals just...just..and the words just...just...no....NOOOO.COULD THEY KEEP THE ENGLISH ONE?!?!)
The people who were writing the translated scripts must have been smoking some serious shiz while doing it,cuz OH MY POTATO NUGGETS AND CHEESE CRACKERS!
ITS HOOOOOORRIBBLE
I CANT EVEN!
THE TRANSLATING IS HORRIBLE!THE PART WHERE LADYBUG STOPPED CHLOÉ FROM SLOW DANCING WITH ADRIEN AND HER TRANSFORMATION,WHERE TIKKI SAYS SOMETHIN LIKE:"If by emergency you call jealousy"and all the talking until ALYA finds Marinette WAS COMPLETELY FRIGGIN TURNED UPSIDE DOWN!!
UGHHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*frustrated groan*
THE NAMES ARE HOOOOOORIFFFIICCC!(FRIGGIN "SUPER-CAT"INSTEAD OF CAT NOIR,"BUBBLE"THEY LITERALLY NAMED BUBBLER JUST "BUBBLE"(*slow clapping for Russian Disney channel *),"BAD WEATHER" INSTEAD OF STORMY WATHER AND I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO TRANSLATE THE NAME THEY GAVE TO HAWKMOTH(They friggin called him Бражник)I DONT EVEN KNOW IF THAT WORD EXISTS!AND PLUS THEY PRONOUNCED "Adrien" WRONG!LIKE ARE YOU KIDDDDDDDIING MEEEE?!?!?!??!)
And now to the voices......
If you thought Nino's English voice was bad,YOU HAVENT HEARD HIS RUSSIAN VOICE!ITS JUST UUUUUUUUUUGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*more frustrated groaning*
MARINETTE AND ALYA SOUND ANNOYING,CUZ THEY ARE FRIGGIN VOICED BY WINX
(half of all the voice actors are the voice actors from WINX club....yeah....I'm done..I can't....)
STORMY WEATHER,WHO IS APPARENTLY CALLED"BAD WATHER" HAS A REALLY ANNOYING WIERD VOICE.(COULDNT THEY JUST NAME HER "STORMY"?!???!)
MANNON IS VOICED BY THE SAME VOICE ACTOR AS MARINETTE.....THAT EXPLAINS ITSELF....
PLAGG AND TIKKI...JUST...NO..JUST NO....I CANT EVEN...PLAGG...I CANT...
THE VOICE ACTING DOESNT REALLY EXIST....IS JUST PLAIN CARDBOARD TALKING WITHOUT ANY EMOTIONS...THE VOICE ACTING SOUNDS SO ...FORCED.....
AND THERE ARE FAAAAAR TOO MANY GASPS AND STRANGE STRUGGLING NOISES....
OH AND THATS JUST THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG...
WHEN I HEARD ADRIEN'S VOICE I CRINGED SO BAD,TURNED OFF THE TV,THREW GRALIC AT IT,SPRAYED IT WITH HOLY WATER,PLACED JESUS NEXT TO IT,AND SET THE TV ON FIRE.....its THAT bad.....
MY FRIENDS WHO WATCHED Miraculous ladybug BEFORE WITH SUBS,WHO DONT UNDERSTAND ENGLISH,NOR FRENCH OR KOREAN,SAID THEY'LL STICK TO WATCHING THE SUBBED VERSIONS ON THE INTERNET CUZ THE DUB IS JUST..NO...JUST NO....
GOOOD JOB RUSSIAN DISNEY CHANNEL.GOOD.FRIGGIN.JOB.
LESS PEOPLE WATCHING=LESS MONEY FOR YOU RUS DISNEY!
IM SO DOEN WITH YOU RUSSIAN DUB I CANT....I JUST.CANT....IM DONE!*leaves the room and shuts the door*
(btw in Russia Miraculous ladybug is rated 12+.....just saying....)

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