Ichigo's Sister? In Naruto? (Kaka-baka Love Story) //DISCONTINUED//

Chapter 2 //EDITED//

"Morning sleepyhead," someone whispered in my ear the next morning just seconds before I was about to open my eyes.

"Eeeeeeekkkkkk!" I shouted, jolting up from my bed, hitting someone's head.

"Itte...." I mumbled

"Yo," said kaka-baka giving me his famous closed eye smile.

My eye twitched.

Once.

Twice.

Three times.

"HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DID I TELL YOU NOT TO FUCKING DO THAT?! I THOUGHT THAT A SERIAL KILLER WAS IN MY FREAKING GODDAMNED BED!" I shouted.

"Breakfast is ready and you should change to go to the academy," he said, unaffected by my yelling.

I took a deep breath and tried to calm myself down.

"I don't have any clothes except this," I said calmly.

"Actually, the hokage found a suitcase labeled 'Yuki Kurosaki' in his office and it had all your clothes and some rabbit thing called "soul candy", a book, a picture of an orange haired guy, an older man, two young girls, and you and a black haired female. Last but not least,your tiger teddy," he said indifferently.

"Weird....it's almost like someone wanted to send me here," I thought out loud, "WAIT A SECOND! DID YOU JUST SAY A TEDDY TIGER?!" I asked.

"Why? It doesn't belong to you?" He asked, confused.

"Gimme the suitcase," I said.

He went outside for a second and brought a tiny suitcase inside. When I opened it, I found a familiar face in there.

"Kon!" I said, hugging him.

"Yuki nee-chan! I've been suffocating for hours," he cried.

"He talks?" Kakashi asked.

When kon noticed kakashi, he shrank in fear.

"What did you do to him?" I asked with a death glare.

"Oh, nothing much. Just ripped him open and sewed him up," kaka-baka replied casually.

I had a ( ¯―¯٥) look on my face. (Yes, with the sweatdrop)

Who says that so casually?

"Whatever," I said.

"Kakashi, let me remind you. When I'm gone, you're not touching the thing that I'm wearing, got it?" I asked.

He just nodded and went back to reading his book which seemed to have popped out of nowhere.

"Now, get outta my room cause I'm changing!" I said.

He went outside without a second thought.

"You too!" I ordered kon.

"But-" he protested.

I kicked him out.

~Time Skip ~

I was dressed in an outfit that consisted of a headband/ forehead protector, black pants, and a gray vest. It wasn't too baggy, but it wasn't too tight either.

"What is the headband?" I asked.

"Means you're a ninja and part of the village," he replied.

"Giving this to a person who he just met? I can see this place going down. Your hokage is so stu-" I say, but kakashi pins me to the wall.

"Wanna finish that sentence?" He growls, "It's not like I want you here, anyways."

I gulp and shake my head, immediately cursing myself for acting vulnerable in front of this guy.

'You're stronger than this, Yuki,' I told myself.

That minute, a guy with a ponytail decides to walk in. He looks at us for a few seconds and we just look back at him.

"Save me, pony guy. Kaka-baka is being a meany!" I said.

"How old are you? 5?" He asked incredulously.

"Nope. 17!" I said.

"Kakashi! She's like, 7 years younger than you," said the guy.

"IT ISN'T LIKE THAT!" kaka-baka and I yelled at the same time.

"Whatever, can we leave?" He asked, smiling fakely.

"Yeah," I said, taking kon with me.

~time skip ~

"Class, say hello to your new assistant teacher, Ms. Um, what was your name?" Iruka-sensei asks.

I sighed. So much for an introduction.

"Hey class, nice to meetcha. I'm Yuki Kurosaki," I said, smiling.

"Any questions for Ms. Kurosaki?" Iruka-sensei asks the class.

A pink haired girl slams her hand on the table.

"Is there anyone in this class that you like?" She asks.

"Who I like?" I asked, tilting my head.

"Yes, is there anyone that you find especially attractive?" Asks a blonde haired girl

"Chillax. I've only been here for like 16 seconds. And besides, I'm older than you all," I said.

They just sat down while looking at me with narrowed eyes.

"So, she is also here because she is new to the ninja stuff so she could observe," iruka-sensei added.

"Then why does she have a headband?" asked someone.

"Because the hokage trusts me?" I said, but it came out was a question.

‘He’s really stupid. If anyone popped up in Seireitei, they would be executed.’

"Hn. I bet she can easily been taken down in a fight," said a guy.

(I'll let you guess.)

I looked and saw that the owner of the voice was a duckbutt.

"Wanna go at it?" I asked.

"Hn"

"I'll take that as a yes. In the meantime, if I win, you'll have to answer my question honestly," I said.

He smirked.

He was probably thinking, 'this woman who doesn't know ninjutsu will never win'. I'll show him.

"Woah, wait up. No fights allowed," iruka-sensei interrupted.

"But-" I starts protest.

He gave me a look.

"Yeah, and you might probably kill this guy," said kon.

"Did something just speak?" Duckbutt asked.

"Nope. Must have been your imagination," I said nervously.

"But we heard it too," said the students.

"Then it must have been all of your imaginations," I said.

"Kid, can I ask you something?" I asked duckbutt

"Hn?"

"I'll take that as a go-ahead," I said, " did you ever kill anyone?"