'M' is for Moron and 'K' is for Krazy?

Lunch dates and other names

When we finish our food I ask Lauren if she wants dessert and she agrees. We order a chocolate cake for the both of us. While we're eating the cake Lauren is the first one to talk 
"So, are you going to tell me your name?" 
"Huh, What do you mean? You already know my name."
"No, I mean like your full name."
"Camila Cabello" I state simply
Lauren frowns "You're full full name. With every first, middle and last name."
"Are you trying to rob my identity or kill me now Lauren?" I tease her . She gives me a 'Im not amused face' 
"I'm serious Camila!" she whines 

"Fine, fine. It's Camila Cabello Estrabao." 
"What about your first name?" she asks hopefully 
"Not gonna happen" Lauren 'aw' disappointed and pouts. I melt at the sight. 
"Fine, fine. I'll tell you with what letter it starts. Fair enough?" She nods enthusiastically
"It starts with a K"
"Kelly!" she says excited

"No"
"Keana!"
"No"
"Kory!"
"Nope"
"Kathy, Kora, Kate, Katherine, Kiana, Keyla"
I sigh "Nope"
"Kea, Koala, Kangaroo! Krazy?" 
"What the fuck?" I Laugh "Okay now you are just naming random things and 'Krazy'? really?" 
"Well, you are pretty crazy. You ran to my car this morning." she says cynically 
"No I didn't you Moron!" I say annoyed
"Hey! My middle name starts with an M" she says smiling I frown.
"Um, yeah so?" I ask and Lauren shrugs.
"Huh, I don't know. I just find it comical" 
"Okay" I look at her weirdly "So what's your middle name?" 
She smiles devilishly "I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours" 
What a little shit. I grumble "Fine." Lauren claps her hands excitedly and I roll my eyes at her "Is Karla" I mumble 
"Karla?" I nod "Wow, well that's not half bad. Karla Camila Cabello Estrabao." She hums appreciatively "It has a nice ring to it. I like it. Very Latin also." 
"Yeah I'm half Cuban and half Mexican. So tell me yours." 

"Really? Eje chica, I'm half Cuban too!" We both chuckle "Oh and is Lauren Michelle Jauregui Morgado" I smile at Lauren and she returns it. 
"Well, it seems we have at least one common thing." I tell Lauren 
"Yeah, but I bet we have even more things in common." she says confidently
"Is that so? Like what?"
"Huh, I don't know actually. I guess I'll just have to find out then." She smirks and I smile shyly. 
"Well, that'll probably will have to wait for another occasion since I have to get to work now" Lauren sighs at this and nods. 
"Yeah, is true. I've been holding you enough for today. And I have things to do myself." I nod and give her a small smile. 
"Well, I'll get going now." I say while standing up
Lauren stands up too "Let me walk you to the front of your work building." she suggests. I nod shyly and she smiles brightly. We make our way to exit the cafe and I hear Dinah shout 
"See you later Chancho! I want all the details with you and mystery green eyed girl over there!" I blush madly and grunt. 
"Bye Dinah" I practically sprint out the cafe and drag Lauren with me before Dinah can say more embarrassing stuff. 
"I'm sorry about that" I tell Lauren embarrassed but she just seems amused. 
"It's fine, don't worry." she shrugs it off and smiles. 

We get to the front of my building and say goodbye. I turn to leave and start walking, but Lauren calls for me
"Hey Camila!" I turn to look at her and nod for her to continue 
"Yeah?" she comes a bit closer
"Um, do you uh think that maybe I don't know. Maybe you can give me your number?" she asks nervously and I stand there frozen. 

"Uh, is only if you want to I mean. I really enjoyed lunch today and you seem very nice. I still feel bad for what happened this morning and I was wondering that maybe you know we could go out again and I don't know hang out?" she takes a deep breath "I just don't want you to think I'm some psychotic Diva that rans her car over people and then takes off." she laughs nervously and I just keep quiet "Um, uh if you don't want to that's okay I j-"

"NO!" I finally snap out of my trance 
"Oh. Well that's okay." Lauren says sadly 
"NO NO NO What I meant was th-" Lauren interrupts me
"No is really fine Camila if you don't want to I get it. Have a nice day" Lauren smiles sadly and starts to leave.
"No wait! You don't get it!" I grab Lauren's hand "I meant to say yes, but you said I didn't want to give you my number, so I shouted no. But I do want to give you my number" I take a deep breath and sigh. "Let's start over okay?" she nods shyly and I smile 
"So Camila, Can I have your number?" Lauren asks with a weird fuck boy tone. 
I laugh "Yes you can" She smiles and I return a brighter one. 

We exchanged phone numbers and after arguing a little bit because of the contact names for each other, we finally agreed and said our goodbyes. On my way to my desk I hear my phone ring and see is a message. I unlock my phone eagerly. 

Moron Jergi - I really enjoyed lunch :).  We should do it again sometime. Hopefully soon ;) 
Me - I really liked it too! And I don't know Jauregui ;) It will take more convincing. 

I smile down at my phone and sigh happily. 'Yep, this day definitely turned out for the best.'