'M' is for Moron and 'K' is for Krazy?

Lunch dates and other names

"Hey" Lauren greets me with a smile and I return it. 
"Hi there" I say while settling everything in the table and sitting down. 
"I hope you like hamburgers and fries. Is literally all I ever eat." she smiles and nods 

"Yeah I like it, thank you. And funny how you only eat this, since you have a great physique." I blush and Lauren smirks while grabbing a fry and eating it. 

"Um, well uh thanks I guess" I curse myself for my blabbering. 
"You're welcome Camila." she says with a sly smile. I shiver at the way my name rolls out of her tongue. Is just so... Sexual. What the heck! I literally been with this woman less than three hours and I've already turned into a pervert. She just has that freaking effect on me. 

"So Camila, tell me about your self. You literally interviewed me and know a lot about me and here I am, only knowing your name." she says with a fake indignant tone.
I chuckle "Well what would you like to know? And actually, Camila is my middle name."
"What!? Is not even your name!" she says loudly and some people turn to look at her. I see Lauren blushing and mumbling 'sorry' to which I laugh loudly. 
"Well yeah Camila is my name. Just not my first name" I state simply
"So what is your first name?" she asks 

"Not gonna tell you" I say dryly and Lauren gasps. 
"What? Why not?" she asks shocked
"Because I hate my first name, is ugly and I just hate it!" I chuckle at how cute she looks . 
"Pff, that can not be possible. Anything related to you is beautiful." And there we go again with the compliments. She smiles and I shake my head. 
"Are you always this cheesy?" I say teasingly. 

"Eh, sometimes. Only to get what I want." she says honestly. I laugh loudly 
"Wow! Smooth Jauregui, real smooth." 
"Thanks" she winks "But I can be bad too you know?" she says sensually
"Oh really? How so?" I tone down a bit my voice 'Two can play this game' I think to myself. Wow, since when I've been this blunt. 'Lauren you're definitely the death of me'
"Are you sure you want to know? It's pretty intense. I don't want to freak you out." she says innocently. I nod my head. She gets more comfortable in her seat and crosses her legs. I feel her leg graze mine but I try to ignore it. 
"Well, sometimes at night in my hotel room" she drinks a bit of her soda before continuing and I gulp "I stay up at night, when everyone else is sleeping and I'm actually supposed to be sleeping too and wake up early the next day, but I can't sleep. Sometimes I can't sleep and doing this relaxes me. You know?" I nod rapidly "Can you imagine what I do Camila?"
I shook my head "What do you do?" I feel my mouth getting dry. She giggles and I feel like I'm losing my shit. "Are you sure you want to know?" I nod at this and she smirks.
She comes closer and motions me to come closer too. I come closer and she breaths in my ear. She whispers "I count my coin collection."  

What? 

Before I can take in what Lauren just told me her loud laugh interrupts my thoughts. Little shit. She literally just played me! And I fell for it! Like a horny crazy teenager! 
"Oh my GOD! You should've seen your face!" she keeps laughing and I just sit there embarrassed. 
"You were literally so into the story!" she keeps laughing and I just stare at her blankly. 
"Well, says the one who has a coin collection" I say and Lauren stops laughing. I smirk. 
"Uh, I uh. No I don't" she mumbles. Now is my turn to laugh. 
"Yeah right!" I keep laughing "I can't believe the great and almighty Lauren Jauregui has a coin collection" I laugh obnoxiously loud. Lauren just sulks in her seat and blushes. 
"Hey! Stop it now. It's a very great collection and big! It takes a lot of time to count. That's why sometimes I do it at night so I'll get tired." She says with a little kid voice. God, she's beautiful. My heart warms at the sight of her. Pout face, crossed arms, frown and red cheeks. She's literally a big baby . 
"Aw, Lauren" I coo "Don't worry everyone has dirty little secrets, and nerdy little secrets too." I chuckle and she joins me. One the laughter dies down we finish our food before it gets cold.