'M' is for Moron and 'K' is for Krazy?

Lunch dates and other names

"Um, do you think that I could, uh, have lunch with you? If you don't mind. My driver is not coming until 4:30 and is only 3:07 now." I blush a bit, since is a total lie. I stare at the time on my phone longer than needed to hide my blush. I can't help it. If I have to say a little white lie to get to know Camila more, then so be it. 
She seems a bit surprised but agrees "Yeah, of course. I don't mind at all" She smiles and I smile back at her. I internally celebrate since she didn't caught on my lie and I'll be able to spend the next hour with her. 
"Great! Well, where would you like to go?" I say enthusiastically. I probably look like a little child who was told that they were going to Disney Land. And that's exactly how I feel, so I don't bother to hide my frenzy. 
Camila gives me a bright smile "Well, I usually have lunch in the cafe from across the street. Is the closest place to walk since I don't have a car and my best friend works there. It gives me time to chat and stuff" she explains to which I nod. 
"Sure, no problem with me. And I already love that cafe. I've only went there this morning but the coffee is delicious and the service is great too." I say honestly
"Well, Dinah will be happy to hear that" She scrunches up her nose and smiles while biting the tip of her tongue. 'Holy shit that was fucking adorable!' I internally freak out. 

"Well let's go then" I grin and she smiles back. Camila heads to the elevator and I follow her. 

Camila's POV

When we are inside the elevator I take the opportunity to admire Lauren's beauty. 'She's so gorgeous' I think while I'm scanning all her features. And she's not only beautiful but also fun, nice, kind, caring and simply a wonderful person to be around with. I can't help but still feel bad when I snapped at her. I don't know what go into me? I usually am very calm and composed. But when she started talking about her crush I couldn't help but get bothered. It got me so worked up the way her eyes twinkled when she talked about this guy.'I wish it was me she'd be talking about that way' says a voice in the back of my mind. Wait, what? Why would I think that? Am I jealous? NO! That's ridiculous. I barely know this girl. All I know is that her favorite fruit is mango, her favorite color is black, she's obsessed with Lana del Rey and Johnny Depp, she's from Miami, and... Wait,Oh my god! I'm literally a stalker! I remember everything she told me in the interview. I shake my head to get rid of all these thoughts. 

"Are you okay Camila?" 
"Huh? Oh, yeah I'm great! Just some stuff on my mind." I mumble the last bit

"Oh, well, whatever it is don't worry about it" she smiles kindly at me "You're more beautiful when you have a smile on your face rather than a frown" I blush at this and she smirks, which causes a mayor blush. 'Oh good Lord take care of my soul, because this woman will be the death of me' Right on cue the elevator door opens and I practically sprint out of there. Lauren follows me and I can hear her giggling. 'Little shit, enjoys making me suffer.' Wait! She enjoys getting me flustered? What.The.Actual.Fuck. Is she intentionally flirting with me? HAHA OF COURSE NOT! She's straight! Right? 

Five minutes later we are in front the cafe. We go inside and take the same table Lauren was on this morning. 
"I'll go order for us, you can stay here." I tell Lauren and she nods smiling. "What will you be having?" I ask

She shrugs "Whatever you're having. I'm not a picky eater" She smiles sweetly and my heart melts at the sight. I just nod, not trusting myself to form a coherent sentence. I go to the cashier and order two hamburgers, fries and soda. While I'm waiting for my order I see Dinah and call her over. 

"Hey Chancho! What's up?" she greets me. I smile and hug her.
"Hey CheeChee, nothing much. I'm on my break now, so I'm just having lunch"  I shrug. 
"Huh? Well you must be very hungry or depressed because your order seems pretty big" she says while pointing to my tray. I blush and gaze at the floor. I totally forgot about Lauren. Pfft, haha! Who am I kidding. I couldn't forget about a woman like that even if I hit my head against the concrete wall. I just don't want Dinah to know about her yet. Well there's not much to know anyways. What are we even? Two people who keep randomly running into each other? Friends? Ugh, I don't even k-
"Camila!" I get snapped out of my trance and look at Dinah. 
"Well? What are the two orders for? Are you trying to gain weight for a Olympic competition I don't know about?" she says mockingly 
"Please Dinah, of course not! Don't be ridiculous." I roll my eyes 
"Well crap, no wonder Einstein. Of course you're not! That's why I'm waiting for an explanation" she says sternly. I sigh. I guess I'll have to tell her. She does work here so either way she's going to see me and tackle me with more questions later on. 
"I'm here with a girl. Uh, her name is Lauren. She almost ran me over with her car this morning and now we're having lunch." Wow that didn't come out right. Oh, well. That's the best explanation I could give her for now. 
"What the heck Chancho? Okay, you know what. Forget it. We'll talk later. Go with this crazy woman before your food gets cold." I let go of a breath I didn't know I was holding, nod and smile at Dinah gratefully.  
"Thanks Cheechee. I promise I'll explain later." she nods and hugs me. 
"Oh girl you better explain later. I don't want no psychotic sister-in-law." I blush at this. I grab the tray and head to the table Lauren was waiting in.