Then You Are Gone

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NOVEMBER 9, 2016
7: 28 PM

Hello, Paris.

Paris is in France. city capitals don't reply.

you're weird.

after you left me hanging last night, you have the audacity to call me weird?

I had to do something.

Can we talk about something else?

what brings you to my door this early?

My mom needs me home. No work tonight. Yay.

your mom needs you and you're texting me?

Fine. I'll go back to counting the falling leaves until my mom comes home. Thanks for being a good company.

i was kidding.

?

are you ignoring me?

what if i tell you i'm Hagrid and i came to tell you that you're a Horcrux?

*wizard

I'm going to tackle Hagrid because that, that is so good I laughed for a solid minute.

I still don't believe that you're not a potterhead.

whatever you want to believe, Hannah. how's your day?

Full of unwanted gossips

girls

I think you missed the word unwanted

but still.

Excuse me, but I didn't ask them to talk my ears out.

Hannah, do you know that Aaron Mulligan is friendzoned by Alex Standard? Hannah, do you that Krent Simsons got his balls kicked in Starbacks last night? Hannah, do you know that Farrah Gold is pregnant? Hannah, do you know that Carpenter Lane don't use shampoo? Hannah, do you know that Phil Briggs have OCD?

oh my god
those are ridiculous.

I know, right? Can I sell these people on EBay?

try it. someone tried to sell New Zealand in eBay back then.

Really? That's insane.

for $200,000, yes.

is this how to be around girls?

omg omg omg hannah what nail color should i get? oh my god girl. oh. my. god. paris has his shirt off. he's so hot i need a fire extinguisher

You're almost right, minus the last part
And yeah I need a fire extinguisher so I can hit your cocky head

cocky head ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

No sexual innuendos, Paris.

Hey?

sorry i'm with the team right now, having dinner together. my phones about to die. 5%

I also still don't believe that you hate football. I mean, you're the football captain. Probably the best in the team.

you're doing wonders for my ego.

How come you hate football?

i don't know. the violence sometimes gets to me.

I hate it too. It's pointless. I think the point of football is to show off men's booty when they're wearing their tight pants.

do you stare at my bottom when i play?

What? No.

you can't lie to Lord Voldemort. i can smell your dishonesty from here.

I'm still trying to understand how can you hate Harry Potter and still quote some lines from it.

*dislike. i dislike Harry Potter. i don't hate it.

So what do you do in life, aside from making some Harry Potter and Star Wars references?

hey, the last time i checked you're the one who keeps on doing those.

Said by the one who was just talking about Lord Voldemort.

i don't do anything aside from running across the field and making girls squeal. actually, i just do it because of my father.

Darth Vader?

Okay, forget that. I mean, how? Isn't your dad Lance? The football coach?

yeah

What do you mean you just do it because of your father?

sorry i'm driving rn

That's fine. I will talk to you later, then.

no it's traffic, and i'd rather spend my last 2% to you

Don't text while driving.

who cares?

A lot, probably.

"probably"

Fun fact: I'm a terrible driver. The first time I drove I knocked the neighbor's mailbox. And their fence.

you better not drive again. promise me.

You sound like Christian Grey now, no kidding.

Control Freak.

Your phone has drained now, I guess.

Good night.