Queen One-Shots

Texting 3

{If the dispute over the Bohemian Rhapsody B-Side happened over text message}

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Group Chat
To: Freddie😘, Brian☺️, Roger😎, John😇

Freddie😘: Guys Bohemian Rhapsody is gonna be fab 👌
Brian☺️: For sure?
Freddie😘: For sure! A radio station just played it and people love it!
John😇: Yay! We can stay a band!
Roger😎: I CALL THE B-SIDE
Brian☺️: B-Side?
Freddie😘: Oh yea... I forgot about that...
Roger😎: I GET IT I DIBS IT
Freddie😘: Well... What song do you have?
Roger😎: I just finished it!
Freddie😘: Ok but what's it called?
Roger😎: I'm in love with my car
Brian☺️: HAHAHAHA omg lol
John😇: Ahaha 😂😂😂
Roger😎: What's so funny?
Freddie😘: That's not actually your song idea is it?
Roger😎: ... It is my song idea
John😇: Oh.
Brian☺️: You have got to be kidding me, Roger.
Freddie😘: #rogersideassuck
Roger😎: HEY
Brian☺️: Freddie's got a point, Roger
Roger😎: You haven't even heard the song! It's a good song!
John😇: Sure it is
Roger😎: John!!! You're supposed to be on my side!!!
John😇: Since when
Freddie😘: Deaky is a SASSY LASSY
Brian☺️: Rog, as much as I'd like to believe this song is great...
Brian☺️: I'd like not to believe cause it sounds awful
Freddie😘: Roger is having an affair with his car
Roger😎: I AM NOT
Roger😎: Just wait... I'll type the lyrics, you might change your mind
Roger😎: Ok ok...
Roger😎: The machine of a dream
Freddie😘: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Roger😎: FREDDIE

Group Chat Name Changed to: RogerXcar

Roger😎: NO. I'm not getting mixed up in this again.
Brian☺️: Freddie, if you don't mind, I have a song for the B-Side.
Freddie😘: Oh? What is it?
Brian☺️: It's called '39
John😇: Sounds nice
Roger😎: Sounds like dog vomit
Brian☺️: Sounds better than a car love song
Freddie😘: Ok let's hear it, Bri
Brian☺️: Alright
Brian☺️: In the year of 39, assembled here the volunteers in the days when the lands were few
Roger😎: Yup. It's dog vomit.
Freddie😘: Hmmm... I like it Brian!
Roger😎: But I asked first! I called dibs!
Freddie😘: Roggie, you're not a child
Roger😎: Just let me have it! Just this once! I won't ever ask again!
Freddie😘: Idk...
Roger😎: So what? It's a car love song. Is it really that bad?
John😇: Yes
Roger😎: DEACON I SWEAR TO GOD

Group Name Changed to: Roger Needs Therapy

Roger😎: Why is everybody picking on me????
Brian☺️: Maybe cause you wrote a love song for a car
Freddie😘: Lol yea ^
John😇: Is your song a joke, Rog?
Roger😎: NO!!! IT IS NOT A JOKE!!!
Roger😎: It took me five days to write!!! I worked hard on it!!!
Brian☺️: You wasted some time then
Roger😎: Smh
Freddie😘: Sorry, Roger, I think I'll give the B-Side to Brian
Roger😎: WHAT?!
Brian☺️: Haha
Roger😎: Freddie if you don't give me the B-Side I'll... I'll...
John😇: You'll what
Roger😎: ILL LOCK MYSELF IN A CUPBOARD!
Freddie😘: Oh no whatever shall we do
Roger😎: I am getting into my kitchen cupboard, stop me now or I'll do something drastic
Brian☺️: Call the police somebody help
Roger😎: I'm inside the cupboard! YOU BETTER GIVE ME THE B SIDE FRED!
Freddie😘: Lol nice try darling
John😇: As if he's actually in the cupboard
Roger😎: I'll prove it!
Roger😎: Attachment: 1 Image
Freddie😘: Ok so he's actually in the cupboard
Brian☺️: Y'know maybe let him have the B-Side
Freddie😘: What? Why?
Brian☺️: Well, I've already had a hit song, so have you Freddie, John is bound to, but... Roger might not if he writes songs like "I'm in love with my car"
Roger😎: HEY
Brian☺️: I'm only speaking the truth
Brian☺️: Honesty is the best policy, Roger
Roger😎: BRIAN MAY IM COMING TO YOUR HOUSE TO CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR
Brian☺️: Hmmm...
Brian☺️: I'm actually kind of concerned
Roger😎: I just need to get out of this cupboard
John😇: Lol
Roger😎: Oh frick
Freddie😘: What?
Roger😎: The cupboard door is being weird
Roger😎: I'm stuck
Roger😎: Guys I'm stuck in the cupboard
John😇: #Rogerisstuckinacupboard
John😇: #stupidityaward1.9k75
Roger😎: I am legit stuck in a cupboard
Freddie😘: OMG IM LAUGHING SO HARD MY SIDES HURT OOOMMMGG

Group Chat Name Changed to: RogerXcupboard

Roger😎: FRICKIN HELL
Roger😎: I WILL NOT BE SHIPPED WITH A CUPBOARD

Group Chat Named Changed to: RogerXcupboardXcar

Roger😎: YOU WILL ALL DIE

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9:17 PM

Roger😎: I'm still stuck in the cupboard
Roger😎: Hello? Anybody?
Roger😎: Is anybody there?
Roger😎: Plz? I'm lonely...
Roger😎: It's been me and a cupboard for three hours
Roger😎: I'm kinda surprised I haven't died yet
Roger😎: Guyyyyyys
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11:21 PM

Freddie😘: Roger, are you still in the cupboard
Roger😎: What do you think
Brian☺️: Yes 😂
Roger😎: Friggin hell... I have to go to the bathroom and I have a kink in my neck and I think I just developed arthritis in my knees
John😇: 😂😂😂
Roger😎: This isn't funny! What if I die in here?!?!
Brian☺️: You won't. You should have enough oxygen to last you about 4 days.
Roger😎: What about food and water?
Roger😎: I'll I have in this cupboard is pots and pans and a mousetrap
Brian☺️: I suggest you eat the mousetrap as a last resort
Roger😎: But there's a mouse in it
Brian☺️: Then eat the mouse
Roger😎: You guys are no help!
Roger😎: Guys?
Roger😎: Guyyyyyyys
Roger😎: Left again
Roger😎: Ugh
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1:34 AM

Roger😎: GUYS IM OUT OF THE CUPBOARD
Roger😎: IM ALIVE
Roger😎: I MAY HAVE A PERMANENT LIMP AND SLOUCH BUT THATS OK
Roger😎: CAUSE I HAVE THE B-SIDE
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9:02 AM

Freddie😘: Special snowflake award goes to Roger
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A/N: Sorry I'm making a lot of these... They're easier and way more fun to write XD