Queen One-Shots

Texting

Queen if texting existed in the seventies and eighties.

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Group Chat
To: Freddie👑, Brian📚, Roger, John😶

Freddie👑: Hello darlings
Brian📚: Hi
John😶: Sup
Roger: Sup? Really? Deakys getting into the lingo.
Brian📚: "Deaky's" has an apostrophe in it, Roger
Roger: Whatever
Roger: Wait a second
Roger: How do you get the little icons by your names
Freddie👑: Click the little globe thingy on your keyboard
Roger: oh.
Roger: oh I like these!
Roger🚗: Vwala!
Brian📚: Do you mean voilà?
Roger🚗: its not spelled vwala?
Brian📚: no
Freddie👑: definitely not
John😶: what're we on here for
Brian📚: I don't actually know
Freddie👑: Let's talk about cats!!!
Roger🚗: ew no
Brian📚: I personally prefer dogs
Freddie👑: And I personally prefer the drummer, Brian
Roger🚗: What
John😶: yeah, what
Freddie👑: I didn't mean it like that!
John😶: oooooo Freddie likes Roger!!!
Freddie👑: I DO NOT
Brian📚: You did tell us you were bisexual...
Freddie👑: Well ya but I don't like Roger!
Roger🚗: this is weird
Brian📚: This is too funny
Freddie👑: I DO NOT FRICKIN LIKE ROGER

Group Chat name changed to RogerXfreddie

Freddie👑: WHO DID THAT???!!!!
Brian📚: It wasn't me
Brian📚: Maybe it was Roger!
Brian📚: MAYBE HE LIKES YOU TOO!
Roger🚗: Ugh. As if.
Freddie👑: Wait. What do you mean as if?
Freddie👑: What's not to like? I'm FREDDIE MERCURY!
John😶: ooooooohhh
Freddie👑: Shut up John!
Freddie👑: The one who should be as-if'd is Roger!
Brian📚: Oh, c'mon Fred! You know you like Roger's pretty hair and pretty face!
Freddie👑: I DO NOT!
Roger🚗: Why am I the centre of all this
John😶: Roger's pretty hair and pretty face?
John😶: Brian... Do you like Roger?
Brian📚: I AM STRAIGHT, DEACON
Roger🚗: SO AM I
Freddie👑: I AM NOT
John😶: I don't know...
Brian📚: I DONT WANT TO BE FORCED INTO THIS

Group chat named changed to RogerXfreddieXbrian

Roger🚗: WHY ME
Brian📚: NO NOT EVER
Brian📚: JOHN CHANGED THE NAME
Freddie👑: ILL KILL YOU, DEACON!!!

John😶 has left the chat