I Believe in Sherlock Holmes

Quotes, Many Quotes

Standout oneliners from the main/supporting characters of each of the episodes

A Study in Pink

" I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research." ~Sherlock Holmes

" Yeah, he's always like that." ~ Mike Stamford

"Of course it was. It was extraordinary. It was quite... extraordinary." ~John Watson

"Well of course it's for men! I'm wearing it!" ~ Anderson

"It's a drugs bust!" ~ Detective Inspector Lestrade

" I was wondering if you'd like to have coffee." ~ Molly Hooper

"'Cause he's a psychopath. Psychopaths get bored." ~ Sgt. Donovan

"An interested party." ~ Mycroft Holmes

" I have a sponsor." ~ Cabbie

The Blind Banker

"I'm Sherlock Holmes and I always work alone because no one can compete with my massive intellect!" ~John 

" Go on then. Twice round the world in one month, correct. Are you going to say I've got a special type of ketchup on my tie you can only get in Manhattan? The mud on my shoes?" ~ Sebastian Wilkes

" I was just talking to your secretary outside. She told me."~ Sherlock 

" Sherlock Holmes is nothing at all like him.How would you describe me, John? Resourceful, dynamic? Enigmatic?" ~ Sherlock

" I will not reveal your identity." ~ General Shan

The Great Game

" Don't make people into heroes, John. Heroes don't exist and if they did I wouldn't be one of them." ~ Sherlock

"I will burn... the heart out of you." ~ Moriarty

"Sofa, Sherlock, it was the sofa." ~ Mycroft

"And a happy new year." ~ Lestrade

"That's what people do!" ~ Morairty

"But it's the solar system!" ~ John

"Am I supposed to be impressed?" ~ Mrs. Wenceslas

A Scandal in Belgravia

"So if you have what you say you have, I'll make you rich. If not, I'll make you into shoes." ~ Moriarty

"We are in Buckingham Palace. The very heart of the British nation. Sherlock Holmes, put your trousers on!" ~ Mycroft

"Somebody loves you! If I had to puch that face, I'd avoid the nose an teeth too." ~ Irene Adler

"He fell out a window." ~ Sherlock

"I always hear 'punch me in the face' when you're speaking, but i's usually subtext." ~ John

" We solve crimes, I blog about it, and he forgets his pants so I wouldn't hold on to too much hope." ~ John

"You always say such horrible thing. Every time. Always. Always..." ~ Molly

The Hounds of Baskerville

"Did we break into a military base to investigate a rabbit?" ~ John

"I hardly recognize him without the hat." ~ Dr. Franklyn

"I told you. I'm on a holiday." ~ Lestrade

"But he said 'palace.' He called it a palace." ~ Dr. Stapleton

"It's a strange place, Dewer's Hollow. Makes you feel so cold inside, so afraid." ~ Henry Knight

"It's this or Cluedo." ~ John Watson

"Why say 'hound?'" ~ Sherlock Holmes

The Reichenbach Fall 

"Oh, I may be on the side of the angels, but don't think for one second that I am one of them." ~ Sherlock

"But let me tell you this, you were the best man, the most human..... human being that I've ever known, and no one will ever convince me that you told me a lie, so there. I was so alone and i o u so much." ~ John

"I'm a big fan." ~ Kitty Reilly

"You..... Repel..... Me." ~ Sherlock

"And honey.... You should see me in a crown..." ~ Moriarty

"Leave a note when?" ~ John

" Bahcelor John Watson? Bachelor? What the hell are they implying?" ~ John

"What do you need?" ~ Molly

" I. O. U." ~ Moriarty

"Sherlock Holmes, I'm arresting you on suspicion of abduction and kidnapping." ~ Donovan

"John, I'm sorry." ~ Mycroft

"It's okay, John. There's nothing unusual in that, that's the way he made everyone feel. All the marks on my table and the noise. Firing guns off at one in the morning." ~ Mrs. Hudson

"One more miracle, Sherlock, for me. Don't be... dead. Would you do that, just for me?" ~ John Watson