^_^ The Amusing Book ^_^

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Pickup Line

You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.

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And this is the end of this book
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BUT
I might be starting a fandom Joke book, so comment if you'd read it and if so I'll start it :)

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I have a few more which I'll post here

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Joke
Knock, knock! Who's there?
Sadie
Sadie Who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!

Comeback
Who let you out of your cage?

Pickup Line
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

Joke
Knock knock! Who's there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris locked, that's why I'm knocking!

Comeback
Please tell me you don't home-school your kids.

Pickup Line
I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

Joke
Knock, knock! Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Gosh, don't cry it's just a knock knock joke.

Comeback
Aww, it's so cute when you try to talk about things you don't understand.

Pickup Line
Are you Willy Wonka's daughter, 'cuz you look sweet and delicious.

Joke
Knock, knock! Who's there?
Etch
Etch who?
Bless you!

Comeback
Easy on the face paint there sweetie. You look like a warrior going into battle.

Pickup Line
I didn't know that angels could fly so low!

Joke
Knock Knock! Who's there?
Cash
Cash who?
I knew you were a nut!

Comeback
It's scary to think that people like you are allowed to vote.

Pickup Line
Life without you would be like a broken pencil... pointless.

Joke
Knock Knock! Who's there?
Orange
Orange Who?
Orange you glad to see me?

Comeback
It's pointless to make fun of you because it will take you the rest of the day to figure it out.

Pickup Line
Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?

Joke
Knock, knock! Who's there?
Abby
Abby who?
Abby Birthday to you!

Comeback
Good looks will only get you so far in life... One day you'll be old and wrinkled.

Pickup Line
When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.

Joke
Knock Knock! Who's there?
Barbie
Barbie who?
Barbie Q Chicken!

Comeback
I'd rather throw a puppy in a wood chipper than talk to you anymore.

Pickup Line
Put down that cupake... you're sweet enough already.

Joke
Knock Knock! Who's there?
Tank
Tank who?
You're welcome!

Pickup Line
If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.